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A blonde and a lawyer are sitting next to each other on a plane.
The lawyer asks the blonde if she wants to play a game, "All you have to do is ask a question and if i get it wrong or don't know it i give you five dollars, then i ask you a question and if you get it wrong you pay me five dollars." "No," she says, "I just want to sleep." He keeps asking and she finally gives in when he says if he gets it wrong he will pay her five hundred dollars, but she still only has to pay five dollars. "What is the distance from the earth to the moon?" he asks. She gives him 5 dollars. "What goes up the hill with four legs and comes down with five?" she asks. He pulls out his laptop and searches it, but finds nothing. Then he emails his friends. After an hour, he still hasn't got an answer, he hands her 500 dollars. Then he asks her, "So what is the answer?" She hands him 5 dollars. Remember to SAVE The PIN
The Pope arrives in New York and gets in his Limo. While driving the Pope asks his driver, "May I drive?"
The driver can't refuse since he's the Pope and all, so the pope hops into the driver seat and the driver into the back. It's been a very long time since the Pope has driven himself so he is a terrible driver. He swerves in and out of traffic and eventually gets pulled over. The police officer that pulled him over approaches the driver but immediately goes back to his cruiser. He tells his partner, "There is an extremely important person in the limo." His partner asks, "Is it the mayor?" The cop replies, "Bigger!" His partner asks, "Is it the governor?" Again the cop says, "Bigger!" His partner replies, "It couldn't be the president?!" The cop says, "I don't know. But whoever it is has the darn Pope driving him around!" Remember to SAVE The PIN
There was an English man, and Irish man and a German man on a plane.
The plane is having trouble staying in the air. The captain decides to buy time, they need to lighten the load. So the captain comes up to the English man and says: “You need to throw an item out the door.” He chooses a stone. There is still too much weight, so he parachutes out. When he lands, a man is crying. He asks the man what’s wrong. The man says: “Well, I was out here polishing my car, and a stone fell out of the sky and cracked the window.” Back up on the plane, the Irish man throws a knife out. He too, has to parachute out. He lands near a woman who is very upset. The woman tells him: “ I was in my garden and a knife fell out of nowhere, and sliced my prize melon in half.” Back up on the plane, the German drops an item. He drops a bomb. He too parachutes to the ground, but to the sound of a man laughing historically. He asks: “What’s so funny?” The man says: “I was out in the street picking up trash, and when I bent over I farted, and the neighbors house blew up!” Remember to SAVE The PIN
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