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John was in an accident and his face was badly burned.
The doctors couldn't reconstruct his face with John's own skin because he was so skinny. But his wife said they could use hers. The doctor decided that the best skin to be used was from her butt. So they took her skin and reconstructed Johns face. After the surgery he looked better than ever! His entire family was amazed, but none of them ever learned where the skin came from; they assumed it was his own. One night John is overcome with emotion so he begins to cry and tells his wife "I love you so much. I'm so grateful for your sacrifice." She shrugs and says "Honey, all of the thanks I need comes when your mother kisses you on the cheek." Remember to SAVE The PIN
Three men are sitting on a beach in Jamaica talking about how they all ended up there.
The first man says, "I ran a superstore out in California. But business got bad so one day there was a bad fire and I collected the insurance money and moved out here." The next man says, "I had a Jewelry store in the Midwest. But business went downhill and we were robbed. So I collected the insurance and moved out here." The final guy says, "I had a little fishery on the East Coast. One day a hurricane hit and I collected the insurance money. I had nothing left but the money so I moved out here." The other two men look confused for a while then ask him, "How in the world did you start a hurricane?" Remember to SAVE The PIN
A wealthy lawyer is driving down the road in his limo when he sees two men eating grass on the side of the road. He pulls over to investigate.
He asks one of the men, "Why are you eating this disgusting grass?" The man replies, "I'm too poor, it's all we have." The lawyer replies, "You and your buddy can come home with me and I'll feed you." The man replies, "But sir, we both have families." The lawyer replies, "Bring them all!" So they all pile into the car. One of the men's wives turns to the lawyer and tells him, "Thank you so much sir, we really needed this." The lawyer responds, "No problem, the grass is almost a foot tall, you'll love it!" Remember to SAVE The PIN
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