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Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?"
Little Johnny replies, "Seven!" His teacher asks him again more slowly, "If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?" But again Little Johnny replies, "Seven!" Next she asks, "If I get two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would I have?" Little Johnny replies, "Six!" "Good Job Johnny! Now if I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?" Johnny thinks for a second, "Seven." His teacher gets mad, "Johnny, where do you get seven?!" Johnny replies, "You gave me six cats, and I already have a freaking cat!" Remember to SAVE The PIN
A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent comes up to him and says, "We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on the premises. Do you mind if I take a look around?"
The old rancher replies, "That's fine, you shouldn't go over there though." As he points at one of his fields. The FBI agent snaps at him and says, "I'm am a federal agent! I can go wherever I want!” With this he pulls out his badge and shoves it into the ranchers face. The rancher shrugs this off and continues with his daily chores. About 15 minutes later he hears a loud scream from the field he pointed out earlier. Suddenly he sees the FBI agent sprinting towards him with a large bull on his heels. The rancher rushes to the fence and yells "Your badge! Show him your badge!" Remember to SAVE The PIN
A pirate walks into a bar with an eyepatch, peg-leg, and hook for a hand. The bartender notices his leg, "How did you get that peg-leg?"
The pirate replies, "It were many years ago. I were walkin' on the deck when a wave swept a shark aboard. The shark bit my leg off!" "Wow," replies the bartender. "What about that hand?" The pirate replies, "It were many years ago. I were walkin' on the deck when a wave swept a killer whale aboard. The whale bit my hand off!" "Oh," replies the bartender. "How about the eye?" The pirate replies, "It were many years ago. I were walkin' on the deck when a seagull came outta nowhere and pooped in my eye." "And that blinded you?" asked the bartender. "No, it twas my first day with the hook." Remember to SAVE The PIN
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