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A man walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer.
The bartender tells him they will go flat while he drinks but the man explains to him, "I have two brothers. When we all left home we decided every night we will all go to the bar and have a drink for each of us." This man becomes a regular and orders three beers every night. But a few months later he comes in silently and orders only two. The bar falls silent. The bartender approaches him and says, "I don't mean to intrude, but I'm sorry for your loss." The man looks puzzled at first then laughs, "Oh no! My doctor said I had to quit drinking." Remember to SAVE The PIN
A man walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says "You can't bring your dog in here!"
The man replies "but this is no ordinary dog. You see, this dog can talk. I'll prove it to you. What covers trees?" The dog replies "Bark!" He asks "What's on top of a house?" The dog answers "Roof!" Finally the man asks "Who's your favorite baseball player?" The dog says "Ruth!" The bartender immediately throws them both out. The man says "What was that guy's problem?" The dog answers "Maybe he's not a fan of the Yankees." Remember to SAVE The PIN
Two boys, John and Tommy, walk into a candy story.
While in the store John steals 4 candy bars and puts them in his pocket. When the boys leave John brags, "I stole 3 candy bars, beat that!" Tommy says "No problem, just follow me.” They go back into the store and Tommy approaches one of the shopkeepers. He asks the shopkeeper, "Would you like to see some magic sir?” The man says yes and Tommy immediately opens 4 candy bars and eats them as fast as he can. The shopkeeper, who is now angry, asks "Where is the magic?" Tommy replies "The candy bars are now in my friend's pockets." Remember to SAVE The PIN
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