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An old man on his death bed has spent his entire life pinching pennies and clinging to all of his money.
Friendless, he is surrounded by his priest, doctor, and lawyer. Just before he dies he tells them, "I know most people say that you can't bring money with you after you die, but I want you to all throw this into my grave just as they are about to bury me.” With this being said he hands them all envelopes with $50,000 in them. After his funeral the three are discussing the money. The doctor says, "I have to confess something. I've really been wanting a vacation so I only threw $40,000 in." The priest follows, "I must also confess. We are renovating the church so I only threw in $25,000. I feel terrible." The lawyer lashes out at them, "You guys are terrible! Not only did I throw in the $50,000 he gave me, but I added my own $10,000." The doctor replies, "Why in the world would you give that greedy man your money?" The lawyer replies, "He was a good man so I wrote him a check for the full amount." Remember to SAVE The PIN
Two men are walking their dogs by a restaurant and one of them says, "That smells amazing! Let’s get something."
The other man replies, "But they don't let dogs in, what are we going to do with them." The first man puts on a pair of sunglasses and has his friend do the same and says, "Follow my lead." He starts to walk into the restaurant and the waiter stops him, "You cannot bring dogs in here sir." The man gets offended, "Excuse me sir! This is my seeing eye dog, I am blind." The waiter questions this, "But your dog is a pit bull?" The man replies, "I know, I am a very important person, I need protection as well." The first man passes through and the second man begins to walk through when the waiter stops him and asks him the same question. The man replies, "This is my seeing eye dog too." The waiter replies, "Really? A chihuahua?" The man freaks out, "What?! They gave me a chihuahua?!" Remember to SAVE The PIN
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp.
He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp. Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss." So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appeared in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account. For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lamborghini, Ferrari and Porsche appeared. At the same time two of each car appeared outside of his boss' house. Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully," and to this the man replied, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..." Remember to SAVE The PIN
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