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A devout Christian named Tom is on his deathbed.
His pastor arrives and comes into his room. As soon as the pastor steps in Tom's condition worsens. The pastor quickly hands him a piece of paper to write one final message on. Tom quickly scribbles a message and shoves it back to the pastor. The pastor thinks it would be better if he waits to open the message so he puts it in his pocket. Tom dies. At Tom's funeral the pastor decides to share his final note with everyone. He pulls it out and reads it aloud, "Asshole! Get off of my oxygen tube!" Remember to SAVE The PIN
A man named Tom meets a man named Clark at a party on the 30th floor of a building.
They get to talking and Clark tells Tom that the wind is just right so that if you jump out the window you will circle the building and fly right back in. Tom naturally doesn't believe him. Clark proves it by jumping out the window a few times and coming right back in. Finally Tom believes him and he jumps out of the window breaking every bone in his body. Clark's girlfriend Lois turns to him and says "You can be a real jerk when you're drunk superman." Remember to SAVE The PIN
A man and his wife go to the doctor's office.
After the doctor sees him he calls in his wife and she asks "Is my husband okay Doctor?" The doctor replies "Well, he will be if you do everything I say. You have to prepare all of his meals for him every day. You also have to do all of his chores, never nag at him, and most importantly you must massage him three times a day. Do this for about a year and he will live." Later in the car the husband asks his wife what the doctor said and she replies "He said you were going to die." Remember to SAVE The PIN
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