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An Amish family goes to the mall.
The daughters and mother go shopping and the father and son stop in front of two shiny walls that are sliding apart. An extremely large woman on a scooter rolls into the elevator and the shiny walls move back together. The man and his son watch as the numbers above the elevator slowly light up until the highest number is illuminated. Then the numbers begin to climb back down and the shiny walls once again part. A gorgeous blonde exits the elevator. The father, still staring at the woman, whispers to his son "Go get your mother." Remember to SAVE The PIN
A man went to a brain store to get a brain to complete a study.
He sees a sign indicating the profession of each type of brain. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains. "How much does it cost for an engineer's brain?" "Three dollars an ounce." "How much does it cost for a programmer's brain?" "Four dollars an ounce." "How much for a lawyer's brain?" "$1,000 an ounce." "Why is a lawyer's brain so much more?" "Do you know how many lawyers we had to use to get one ounce of brain?" Remember to SAVE The PIN
Four ladies are sitting together talking about their sons.
The first one brags, "My son is is a bishop, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your excellence'." The second lady brags, "My son is is a cardinal, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your eminence'." The third lady brags, "My son is is the pope, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your holiness'." The final lady says, "My son doesn't have a title, he weighs 500 pounds and is only 5 feet tall. But every time he walks into a room everybody says, 'Oh my god!'" Remember to SAVE The PIN
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