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An antique dealer is walking through town and sees a cat drinking milk from a saucer in a shop window.
He is shocked when he realizes that the saucer is very rare and expensive. He enters the shop and asks the owner "Hey, I really like the cat. Would you be willing to sell it to me?" The store owner replies "Not for sale." The antique dealer thinking quickly responds "I'll give you $100 for it." The shop owner agrees and the antique dealer grabs the cat. He acts like he is about to leave, then adds "Oh, would you mind throwing in the saucer, the cat seems to like it." The shop owner replies "No, that's my lucky saucer. I've sold hundreds of cats since I got it." Remember to SAVE The PIN
A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having their lunches.
The blonde little girl says, "I'm sick of PB&J, we should all jump off the school tomorrow if we get it again." The other girls agree. The next day they all meet up on the roof of the school and open their lunch boxes to expose three PB&J sandwiches. So they all jump. That night at the hospital the families of the girls are in the waiting room. The brunette and red headed girl's parents are crying, but the blonde girls parents are silent and confused. The other parents approach them and ask them why they are acting so strangely. The blonde mother responds, "I just don't understand. She makes her own lunch." Remember to SAVE The PIN
A professor is about to give his final exam, "You must turn in your paper before 2 PM. I won't take it a second later."
2 PM comes and all of the students turn in their paper and the professor begins to walk to his office. One last student jumps up and approaches the professor, "I'm sorry I'm a few seconds late! You have to take my paper!" The professor says, "Nope, I made it very clear-" The student snaps at him, "Do you know who I am?" He replies, "No I do not." So the student grabs the stack of papers, puts his in the middle, and runs off. Remember to SAVE The PIN
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