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Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!” The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny.” He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say he can see good?” The Mother said, "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision.” Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a darn good thing, cause he sure as heck can't wear glasses!" Remember to SAVE The PIN
A blonde walks into a New York bank and asks for a $1,000 loan for a month long trip to Asia.
The loan officer tells her "You are going to need some collateral if you want a loan." The blonde tells him "I'll leave my Rolls Royce, it's worth $200,000.” The bank accepts the security and laughs at her for leaving such an expensive car for such a small loan. When she comes back from her trip she goes to the bank and repays her loan plus interest, coming to $1,020. The bank manager smirks at her and asks "We know you are a millionaire, why would you get such a small loan and use such an expensive car for collateral?" The blonde looks at him and smiles "Where else can I park my car in the city for a month for $20?" Remember to SAVE The PIN
Two men, Tom and Joe, have loved baseball more than anything their entire lives.
One day Tom says to Joe, "If you die before me, promise me you'll come back and tell me if there is baseball in Heaven." Joe agrees and makes Tom promise the same thing. About a week later Tom dies. One night Joe wakes up to somebody calling his name. Scared, he asks, "Who's there?" Suddenly Tom appears and says, "Hi Joe. I'm coming here from Heaven. I've got some good news and some bad news. I'll give you the good news first, there is baseball in heaven!" Joe gets very excited, but then he asks, "What's the bad news?" Tom looks at him grimly and says, "I looked at the lineup and you're pitching tomorrow." Remember to SAVE The PIN
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