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A blonde, brunette, and red head are all spies and are caught behind enemy lines.
They are all tied up in front of a firing squad. As they are about to shoot the brunette yells "Tornado! Tornado!” All of the men run off to wait the tornado out and the brunette manages to escape. Seeing what she had done the red head devises her own plan and when they return she yells "Earthquake! Earthquake!” Again all of the men scatter to wait it out and the red head escapes. The blonde, being the genius she is, devises her own plan. As soon as the men return she yells "Fire! Fire!" Remember to SAVE The PIN
Two brothers, Timmy and Tommy, are very mischievous so they are sent to a religious reform school.
Almost immediately Timmy gets in trouble and is sent to the principle's office. The large principle looks at Timmy and asks "Do you know where God is?” Timmy's eyes get large but he doesn't say a word. The principle asks again louder "Do you know where God is?!” Timmy suddenly runs out of the room screaming. Tommy discovers his brother crying in the corner of their room and asks him "What's wrong?" Timmy responds "They don't know where God is and they think I took him!" Remember to SAVE The PIN
A blonde woman goes to a shoe store and wants to buy some alligator shoes, but becomes angry when she sees the price.
She storms out of the store saying, "I'm going to catch an alligator and get my own pair of shoes!” The shopkeeper laughs as he watches her leave. Later as the shopkeeper is driving home, he sees the blonde in a swamp on the side of the road. A 10-foot alligator is swimming right at her but she swiftly knocks the alligator out. She drags it onto some grass where there are a dozen other knocked out alligators. She flips it over and yells, "Ah! This one's barefoot too!" Remember to SAVE The PIN
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