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The preacher at a church is giving a sermon about marriage and how sacred it is.
He asks for a volunteer who has been married happily for 50 years. An older man stands and says he is just approaching his 50th anniversary. The priest asks him how he has managed to stay happy for so long. The man replies, "I do everything I can to keep her happy. But most importantly, I took her to Rome for our 25th anniversary." The priest replies, "That's great! What do you guys plan on doing on your 50th?" The man says, "I'm probably going to bring her back." Remember to SAVE The PIN
Three men are traveling though the dessert and they are very thirsty.
They come to a mysterious water slide in the middle of the dessert that has instructions at the top: "Slide down and yell the drink of your choice and at the bottom you will find a pool of that beverage." The three men are very excited. The first man slides down and yells "Milk!" He then falls into a pool of nice cool milk. The next man goes down and yells "Lemonade!" He falls into a pool full of it. The final man goes down and overwhelmed with excitement he yells "Weeee!" Remember to SAVE The PIN
A man goes to the supply store and buys 300 chicks.
He tells the owner, "I'm going to start a chicken farm!" A couple of weeks later he returns and buys 300 more. The owner thinks it's weird but doesn't ask any questions. Another couple of weeks later he returns to make the same purchase. At this point the owner is baffled and asks, "Why do you come back every couple of weeks and make the same purchase?" The would-be farmer replies, "Well, I must be doin' somethin' wrong. I'm either planting them too deep or to close together." Remember to SAVE The PIN
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