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A man goes out with his friends for the night.
Before he leaves he tells his wife, "I promise I will be home by midnight." Midnight comes and goes. He finally arrives home at about 3 AM. As he walks in he realizes the cuckoo clock is about to go off. As it begins to go off he has a flash of genius and decides to coo another 9 times. He sneaks in to bed satisfied with himself. The next morning he wakes up and his wife has breakfast made. She doesn't seem to be mad. Satisfied with himself he asks her, "You sleep okay last night?" She replies, "Yeah, but we need a cuckoo clock." He asks her why and she tells him, "Last night it cooed 3 times. Then it yelled, 'Crap!' It cooed another 6 times and giggled a little bit. Finally it cooed 3 more times, farted, and tripped on the carpet." Remember to SAVE The PIN
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit the hotel bar. Upon arriving to the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed "Wow these mugs are big!” The bartender replied "Everything is big in Texas." A little later the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right.” The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped and entered the third door. This door lead to the swimming pool and he fell in by accident. Scared to death, he started shouting "Don't flush, don't flush!" Remember to SAVE The PIN
A first grade teacher tells her class that she is American and asks them to raise their hands if they are American.
All of their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks, except one girl named Kristen. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American," the girl responds. "Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little annoyed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason. What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" "Well," says Kristen, "I'd be an American." Remember to SAVE The PIN
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